We Audited Our Own Chatbot Detector. On Our Own Headline's Question, It Was Right Once In Eight.

We Audited Our Own Chatbot Detector. On Our Own Headline's Question, It Was Right Once In Eight.

We Audited Our Own Chatbot Detector. On Our Own Headline's Question, It Was Right Once In Eight.Uldis Zalcmanis
Published on: 03/09/2026

Every chat-coverage number we have published rests on one rule, and nobody had ever checked whether it works. We pre-registered the test, published the result whatever it said, and it says our rule finds a visible chat control about six times in ten and detects an AI assistant almost never.

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191 Malaysian Privacy Notices. 36% Are Bilingual. The Exempt Group Does Better.

191 Malaysian Privacy Notices. 36% Are Bilingual. The Exempt Group Does Better.

191 Malaysian Privacy Notices. 36% Are Bilingual. The Exempt Group Does Better.Uldis Zalcmanis
Published on: 03/09/2026

Malaysian law requires a privacy notice in both Bahasa Melayu and English. We scanned 1,233 .my domains from a Malaysian IP address and read every notice we could reach. 36% of commercial sites carry both languages. Government sites, which the Act expressly does not cover, manage 49%.

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109 Childcare Websites. 3 Block AI Crawlers. All 3 Blocks Came From Cloudflare.

109 Childcare Websites. 3 Block AI Crawlers. All 3 Blocks Came From Cloudflare.

109 Childcare Websites. 3 Block AI Crawlers. All 3 Blocks Came From Cloudflare.Uldis Zalcmanis
Published on: 02/09/2026

I sampled 400 services from Australia's national childcare register, resolved 109 distinct websites, and read what each one tells AI systems. Three block an AI crawler and all three blocks came from Cloudflare. Exactly one llms.txt in the whole sample was written by a human. Full method, confidence intervals and limitations included.

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40 Malaysian Universities. 3 AI Chatbots. None of Them Work.

40 Malaysian Universities. 3 AI Chatbots. None of Them Work.

40 Malaysian Universities. 3 AI Chatbots. None of Them Work.Uldis Zalcmanis
Published on: 01/09/2026

I scanned 40 Malaysian university websites and tested every AI chatbot on them. There were three, and all three were broken. Here is what the numbers showed, what it costs, and what the same scanners found when I pointed them at my own sites first.

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